Bulgaria is far cheaper than Nice, and nearly as nice!

The captain has an announcement. ‘If you see fire engines waiting for us when we land, please don’t worry,’ he says. ‘They’re here to welcome us.’And the hullabaloo begins: there’s a water cannon salute, girls waving pom-poms and a blast of Bulgarian folk music. Then every passenger is handed a blue kiss-me-quick-style hat.Uh-oh. We’ve walked into a Seventies’ Eurovision Song Contest. Except we haven’t — the ceremony is to mark the first ever easyJet flight into Varna. Rival to the Med: ...