Ted Cruz Somehow Already Ruined Rompers For Men

Because, of course he did.

Written by GQ, ContributorBy Jake Woolf for GQ.Getty ImagesFew people look at Ted Cruz and think, Boy, now that’s a guy with a sense of humor. He has the comedic timing of a bag of rocks and yet, somehow manages to have the confidence of the actual Rock. He also happens to be one of the many members of Congress who has seen the ugliness that is President Donald J. Trump and decided more or less, “Meh, at least he doesn’t want to raise taxes on the rich.” But in addition to doing his job (whic...