Someone’s asking why you’re late? Lie. Lie through your teeth | Coco Khan
Blame the trains, or your car. Whatever you do, don’t admit you’re not bothered
Cultural differences are supposed to be sweet, right? Tomayto, tomahto, aww. And isn’t it cute how Australians add “o” to every name: Steve-o, Mark-o? But there are some things that are so sacred that no deviation from the norm will be tolerated. And for British people, that thing is punctuality. No one is having a laugh about punctuality. Trust me, I’ve tried. I am British, but also Asian and ...
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