From Charlie Brown watches to bro-flakes: this week’s fashion trends

What’s hot and what’s not in fashion this week

Going up

Timex x Peanuts A Charlie Brown watch with his arms as the hands? Yes, please.

Duchess of Cambridge attends the ‘Queen’s Birthday Garden Party’ in the garden of the residence of the British ambassador in Berlin
Photograph: DPA/PA Images

Kidmania Big Little Lies, Top Of The Lake, The Beguiled… Nicole is having A Moment.

Weekday The Swedish brand (Cos for millennials) lands this week. The first 200 punters in the London store on Friday get 40% off. See you there.

Jonah Hill Loves Palace, wears Yeezy kicks and seen with socks pulled up to calf-length while in shorts. Add to your moodboards accordingly.

The Duchess of Cambridge’s new look Bob hairstyle, Prada heels, recycled McQueen. Against our better nature, we’re quite into it.

Denim jacket and polo neck As seen for Levi’s AW17. Have a look, to get acclimatised when temperatures fall.

Going down

Waxworks It’s not just that New York Madame Tussaud’s Beyoncé is more Britney that Queen Bey, it’s that they’re never not creepy.

Latte art Move over, hearts and leaves, and top your coffee with a designer brand, à la @designerlattes. Supreme froth on ours, please.

‘Clean’ As in eating/living. Instead, pepper your wellness chats with “grounding” (standing barefoot on earth for 30 minutes). It cured Naomie Harris’ jet-lag, and it’s free.

Studio Shot of young woman dancing in sombrero
Photograph: Getty Images

That thing you bought on holiday Doesn’t look so great when you get it home and it’s raining, does it?

Bro-flakes Great word, depressing concept: Trump, Piers M, etc – ie, older, straight, powerful men who take offence to general wokeness. Collective eyeroll.